me: do you commute by madras mail..?
chuppan: no..i commute by gmail..

me: why didn't you order something for our lunch..?
chuppan: i ordered 2 something..but they gave me nothing..

me: why don't you use f1 for help
chuppan: oh..no..the manual says..it is a hot key..i wouldn't risk my finger

me: does your car run on benzine or gas..?
chuppan: my car runs on wheels..

me: why do you re-start your computer
chuppan: my program is full of bugs..i wudn't want them to get multiplied..

me: three hundred and twenty two people are missing..
chuppan: wow.! exact figures...you seem to have taken a head count of those missing people..isn't.?

me: the server seems to be always down..
chuppan: why don't they keep it up then...isn't upstairs spacious enough..?

me: the server is up..
chuppan: well..then we could all dine upstairs..why not..?

me: why are you doing this aerobic exercises at the middle of this night..?
chuppan: my teacher says i should complete my learning of the lessons with exercises

me: we should stop child labour..
chuppan: are you then suggesting c-section instead..?

me: i am running low on fuel...the next station seems to be after 150 kms..
chuppan: cant you go bit faster then..?

me: he is already 93 years old and calls himself child...
chupan: why not..at 93 is he still a child to his parents..isn't ?

me: he is out of station..
chuppan: can't you tune and get him back..?

me: which platform do you work..?
chuppan: i work at the 2nd platform..its usually less crowded..

me: look it is full moon today..
chuppan: i dont think so..its still sunny here..(another time zone)

me: how good is your experience with photoshop..?
chuppan: nil..but i have a full three experience working at a bookshop.

me: why are un-installing the ms windows from your pc..?
chuppan: hmm..its a pity that i dont have enough space to install ms office..

me: how about a round of squash..?
chuppan: no thanks..i prefer a lemonade instead..

me: this shop sells paper kites..
chuppan: nice..we don't have to feed them..cheaper isn't..?

me: look...interest rates at this bank have been slashed by 3%
chuppan: is that they lost their interest towards to all employees and customers..?